Hi... It's Anish. Alex couldn't write the description this week 'cause he's busy writing a paper. So you get to have me. What is this episode? Who knows! What do we talk about? Hard to say! But I did have my first losing week in weekly predictions this week, and I lost in fantasy 'cause of fucking Matt Ryan. Fucking bitch. Never again. This week was full of upsets across the slate, and we're gonna take a closer look at some of them. But maybe my fantasy season is the biggest upset of them all. At least my AJ Dillon strategy finally worked out; in your face, Alex. Anyways, fuck Matt Ryan and leave a message after the tone. Beeeeeep.

P.S. Hey it's Alex now. I totally tricked Anish because I just wanted to see what crap he'd write up, but I honestly loved the energy so maybe he should do this more often. If you didn't get a chance to read his original description, though, I cut out like half of it and cleaned it up a bit too because it was agonizing to read. Almost as bad as watching Steelers-Lions. 

P.P.S. Still Alex. I'm not a huge fan of quote-unquote "trigger warnings" - that's right: I absolutely wanted you to hear "quote-unquote" in your head even though this is written: I am an absolute prodigy of rhetoric. Anyways, despite my opinion, I did think I should put out a quick disclaimer. My heart goes out to Ron Rivera. I just generally have a dark/edgy/cringy sense of humor at times; I lowkey feel like I might've crossed a line this time so I just wanted to be upfront before y'all blow up my DMs. Many of us have dealt with cancer affecting our loved ones, and that has certainly been a huge factor in my life. We all cope differently with trauma and I often do it with intense jokes. My sincerest apologies if you find discomfort with the grieving process when it takes that form.