-Dumbfu** of the week: 24 year old Chloe Mrozak was arrested after using a fake vaccine card to enter Hawaii. Card said “Maderna” instead of “Moderna”

-Fan of the week: Bishop Sycamore for finessing everyone

-Shang Chi review

--What’s new in music ?

Certified Lover Boy - Drake

Shang Chi album - NIKI, DJ Snake, 88rising

Blue Notes 2 - Meek Mill feat. Lil Uzi Vert

Lady Gaga - Dawn of Chromatica

Baby Keem announces the melodic blue Sept 10th

--Sports

College Football is back: Clemson sucks, ND beat FSU in OT, UCLA under Chip Kelly might be good, Alabama is a pro team

Tour Championship, Patrick Cantlay holds off John Rahm to win $15 mill

NFL week 1

-Dean’s Facts of the week: Reddit facts

-Who’s Horny of the week: @MSIXELLA_ “Drakes album makes me wanna do anal”

Honorable Mention: Antonio D’Adduzio, M.D. “Very big boobs”