It’s HUMP DAY on The Morning Mosh Pit and we’ve got a stacked show full of chaos, comedy, and carnage (well, maybe just a little meat theft):

☠️ 5 Things That Cut a Decade Off Your Life – A Reddit thread goes viral, and it’s surprisingly relatable… or terrifying.

🤖 HUMAN vs. ROBOT WAR – The frontlines of tech vs. humanity are heating up—should we be scared or just amused?

🎸 FAN VOTE RESULTS ARE IN – Who made the cut for the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame this year?

📋 FIVE THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW TODAY – Marris delivers the essential headlines for your day.

💩 SHAQ LEAVES LIVE SHOW TO POOP – A legendary mid-show exit. We salute you, Big Diesel.

📞 Caller Drama – Someone asked us to quit their job for them... so we're confronting the boss LIVE on air. 👀

🎤 ROCK REPORT:

• Ozzy Osbourne’s intense training routine
• William DuVall’s journey to becoming Alice in Chains’ frontman
• Why blink-182 fired their original drummer
  🎟️ KIDZ BOP TICKET GIVEAWAY – Call in with Michael to win!
  🧠 NERD NEWS with Marris – All the latest from the geek universe.
  🥩 WALMART LOCKS UP THE MEAT – Yes, seriously. Anti-theft meats are a thing now.