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Summary: When Hermione Granger learns of the “don't ask, don't tell” wizarding tradition for the hen/stag night, she sees an opportunity to indulge in a long-held fantasy before settling down with her future husband, Draco Malfoy. With the help of a discrete fantasy service, all her dreams come true when the Teletubbies come through the floo.

Happy April Fools! Thanks so much to the author for responding so emphatically and quickly which meant I actually had something for April Fools this year.

A massive thank you to my friend PaperCranePodfics' partner for the cameo, despite not knowing the fandom nor any context regarding the request.

Blooper reel at the end. Fun fact, this took four hours to record because I kept losing it.

Don't forget to kudos the original! https://archiveofourown.org/works/62080780

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81331796/chapters/213812461 < My A03.

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