This week on VulgHER, Selma and Vicky recover from a chaotic housewarming, discuss the emotional consequences of selling feet pics, and debate whether Bear Grylls is hot enough to survive the wilderness. There's Broadway heartbreak over Death Becomes Her, outrage over Target's cursed Pride collection, shark attack horror stories, and a deep dive into the increasingly strange corners of the internet. Plus: bad texters, Bianca Del Rio, and why nobody comments on Instagram anymore.