We are gathered here today to celebrate one Hany Abubakr Mukhtar, and his virtuoso performance in a 5-1 drubbing of Chicago.

Topics hit include:

• Goal by goal breakdown of Hany’s hat trick
• All time favorite sports moments
• Praise for our local commentary team
• The beauty of direct free kicks
• Joe Willis’ mustache, Dax's haircut
• Brian Anunga’s celebration
• The special front 3 of Leal, Sapong, and Mukhtar, and how Aké Loba fits in

Listener Qs, Three (four?) Chalupas, some USMNT & Gold Cup talk, and predictions for the two next matches close us out. COYBIG!