Listen, we love our listeners, but I'm sorry to say we've found a new meal ticket. ATTENTION WHATCULTURE: IF YOU'RE READING THIS, CONSIDER THIS EPISODE OUR JOB APPLICATION. WE CAN WRITE JOKES, WRESTLING SCRIPS, AND A NEVER-ENDING TORRENT OF LISTICLES. Plus, Colin does a decent King Ross impersonation... for a schmuck from Texas.

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