Today's headlines: Welcome to the Sheekey Daily Read for Saturday, April 26th. I'm your host, and let me tell you — if you went to bed earl... | Genuinely. We had a presidential evacuation, collapsed peace talks with Iran, a memecoin nosedive, and somehow a Polymar... | And there's a thread running through all of it that I want listeners to keep in mind: this is a day about deals not clos...