Check the time, Shelley Gang—the Girlos are talking hourglasses! Holly, Shelley, Julie, and Carlie discuss the pros and cons of these hypnotic timers. Are they relaxing and romantic, or they emaciated unitaskers? Plus, "What's Your Name?" uncovers the girls' true AOL instant messenger screen names.

Thanks to Morgan Spatola for the name generator, and check out the podcast "Alabaster's Haberdashery" for madcap, nonsequitur fun.