DOT BWAINS, ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ IS NOT DOING HER CONGRESSIONAL JOB SHE'S ELECTED TO DO, NANCY PELOSI IS DAFFY DUCK, WHO WILL VET FOR BAD CONGRESSMEN, HARRISON FORD IS ALIVE, STORMING AREA 51, WHAT'S SICK–IN–THE–HEAD, CHUCK SCHUMER, THE SILK ROAD