This week’s coming of age fave is Milk Money (aka 🥛💰), a movie that’s one part Stand By Me, one part Pretty Woman, and somehow also one part mobster thriller. It makes no gd sense, but Melanie Griffith is a g and we love her. Also, big shout-out to bisexual comic relief queen Anne Heche, who fully embraced the kook factor in this film.

We also give a preview of the shade that’s to come in our 3 Ninjas episode. Sorry, Emily. 

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE JESSICA WESSON IS? Shelly Miscavige?! MORE LIKE JESSICA WESSON. WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!

P.S. SURPRISE, BITCH: the pre-teen crush here is actually ED HARRIS.

P.S.S. Jessica Wesson. (For the algorithm). If you’re out there Googling yourself, come on the pod!