🎉 CONGRATULATIONS, VALUED TEAM MEMBER! 🎉

A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity.

You’ve been selected by the Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Onboarding Initiative for Permanent Employee Integration™, and we couldn’t be more thrilled to welcome you to your forever family!

In this mandatory Level-1 Welcome Module, you’ll discover how to:

– Embrace your role as a Smackie’s Front-Facing Interpersonal Interface™

– Comply with Smackie’s Smile Shack Eye Contact Protocol (even when there’s no one there)

– Survive your first Training Tape Encounter™ (the host may sound familiar)

– Make every shift feel like your very first - over and over and over again

Remember: You are not alone. You are part of the team now.

And the team is always watching.

Let’s Make This Your Best Shift Yet™

• Created, written, performed and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected]

Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.

Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for loss of time, identity, or composure during playback.

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