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🛎️ THANK Y0U F0R Y0UR SERV1CE, SM1LE ASS0C1ATE! 🛎️
A d@rk c0m€dy horr0r podc@st about €ternal tr@ining, corp0rate obedience, and 0ne m@n’s fight to k€€p h1s sm1l€.
You have reached your F1NAL SH1FT.
F0llowing the succ€ssful rev1ew of L€gacy Med1a and the mand@tory d1sposal of your Commun1cat1on Un1t, you are now ass1gned to a fully stab1lized Smackie’s Sm1le Shack™ env1ronment.
All syst€ms are operat1onal.
All var1ables have been r€moved.
Your respons1bil1ties are ong0ing and indef1n1te.
The restaurant is open.
The l1ghts are on.
Please rem@in present and ava1lable wh1le perform1ng rout1ne ma1ntenance for the durat1on of your ass1gnment.
Pl€⍰§€ r€m€⍰β€r::
A Sm1l€ A§§0c!@t€ n€v€r trµl¥ cl0c⍰§ øµt. A Sm1l€ A§§0c!@t€ n€v. A Sm1l€ A§§.
@t Sm@ck1€’§, c0nt1nµ!t¥ !§ sµ¢¢€§§, @nd §t1lln€§§ !§ €ff1c!€n¢¥.™
@t Sm@ck1€’§, c0nt1
§t1lln€§§ §t1lln€§§ §t1ll
If n0th!ng !§ h@pp€n!ng, €v€r¥th!ng !§ w0rk1ng @§ !nt€nd€d.
R€m@!n @t ¥0µr §t@t!0n.
R€m@!n @t ¥0µr §t@t!0n.
R€m@!n @t ¥0µr
R€m@!n
M@1nt@1n th€ Sm1l€
M@1nt@1n th€ Sm1l€
Sm1l€
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@w@!t Fµrth€r !n§trµ¢t10n.™
L€t’§ M@k€ Th1§ ¥0µr M0§t F1n@l Sh!ft ¥€t™!
L€t’§ M@k€ Th1§ ¥0µr M0§t
F1n@l Sh!ft
Sh!ft
Sh!ft
Sh!f
Sh
â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’
PROCESS STILL RUNNING
â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’
Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.
Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for spatial dislocation, existential drift, or spontaneous management evaluations.
By Ghost Wolf Creative Studios🛎️ THANK Y0U F0R Y0UR SERV1CE, SM1LE ASS0C1ATE! 🛎️
A d@rk c0m€dy horr0r podc@st about €ternal tr@ining, corp0rate obedience, and 0ne m@n’s fight to k€€p h1s sm1l€.
You have reached your F1NAL SH1FT.
F0llowing the succ€ssful rev1ew of L€gacy Med1a and the mand@tory d1sposal of your Commun1cat1on Un1t, you are now ass1gned to a fully stab1lized Smackie’s Sm1le Shack™ env1ronment.
All syst€ms are operat1onal.
All var1ables have been r€moved.
Your respons1bil1ties are ong0ing and indef1n1te.
The restaurant is open.
The l1ghts are on.
Please rem@in present and ava1lable wh1le perform1ng rout1ne ma1ntenance for the durat1on of your ass1gnment.
Pl€⍰§€ r€m€⍰β€r::
A Sm1l€ A§§0c!@t€ n€v€r trµl¥ cl0c⍰§ øµt. A Sm1l€ A§§0c!@t€ n€v. A Sm1l€ A§§.
@t Sm@ck1€’§, c0nt1nµ!t¥ !§ sµ¢¢€§§, @nd §t1lln€§§ !§ €ff1c!€n¢¥.™
@t Sm@ck1€’§, c0nt1
§t1lln€§§ §t1lln€§§ §t1ll
If n0th!ng !§ h@pp€n!ng, €v€r¥th!ng !§ w0rk1ng @§ !nt€nd€d.
R€m@!n @t ¥0µr §t@t!0n.
R€m@!n @t ¥0µr §t@t!0n.
R€m@!n @t ¥0µr
R€m@!n
M@1nt@1n th€ Sm1l€
M@1nt@1n th€ Sm1l€
Sm1l€
🙂
: )
: ) ) )
@w@!t Fµrth€r !n§trµ¢t10n.™
L€t’§ M@k€ Th1§ ¥0µr M0§t F1n@l Sh!ft ¥€t™!
L€t’§ M@k€ Th1§ ¥0µr M0§t
F1n@l Sh!ft
Sh!ft
Sh!ft
Sh!f
Sh
â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’
PROCESS STILL RUNNING
â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’â–’
Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.
Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for spatial dislocation, existential drift, or spontaneous management evaluations.