🍟 WELCOME BACK, TEAM MEMBER! 🍟

A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity.

Your Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Orientation Experience continues with Level-2 Training: The Fryer Frown Index & Emotional Heat Management!

In this shift, you’ll learn how to:

– Report for duty and enjoy a guided walk to the break room (no unauthorized detours, please)

– Receive crucial instruction from our legacy-encoded VHS module (headaches are normal!)

– Step behind the register and practice real-time customer interface execution

– Observe fryer operations — just don’t get too close to the oil

– Shadow Jericho, your assigned Shift Mentor™ (currently… momentarily unavailable)

Remember: Your uniform is your skin now. Your smile is your shield.

Please remain in position. Help is on the way.

(Help is always on the way.)

Let’s Make This Your Best Shift Yet™

• Created, written, performed, and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected]

Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.

Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for melted name tags, psychological residue, or unexplained fryer proximity incidents.

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