🎉 WELCOME BACK, SMILE ASSOCIATE! 🎉

A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity.

You’ve successfully re-qualified for continued participation in the Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Extended Labor Enrichment Cycle™, and it’s time to get back on the clock!

In Module 3 - Drive-Thru Decorum and Static-Free Smiling™ - you’ll learn how to:

– Master high-velocity Drive-Thru Interpersonal Exchange™ without blinking too often

– Calibrate your headset during active distortion events (hearing voices is just team spirit!)

– Participate in Break Room Mingling™ because you’re never off the clock

– Accept that the Training Tape updates in real-time because you’re making progress

Please remember: If the headset whispers, do not respond. The Drive-Thru only listens one way.

At Smackie’s, we love when a team member really gives it their all.™

Smile Big. Breathe Light. Serve Forever.™

Let’s Make This Your Best Shift Yet™

• Created, written, performed and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected]

Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.

Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for loss of time, identity, or composure during playback.

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