🎂 HAPPY COMPANY-ASSIGNED BIRTHDAY, SMILE ASSOCIATE! 🎂

A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity.

Today, Smackie’s Smile Shack™ proudly commemorates your Company-Assigned Birthday - a pivotal milestone in your ongoing Labor Enrichment Journey™!

🎁 You’ll enjoy exclusive Value-Added Tokens of Esteem™ manifesting throughout your shift, each one a heartfelt gesture of our Operational Smile-Synergy™.

🎈 Access the legendary Birthday Room, our premier Grintertainment™ nexus, where personalized Self-Integration™ meets Compliance Calibration™ for an unforgettable Employee Enrichment Experience™.

🎂 Your consistent Smile-Performance™ is the gift we require.

Please note: All Birthday Room protocols are non-negotiable. Individual participation enhances collective output.

At Smackie’s, we value every team member’s total absorption into the corporate culture.™

Let’s Make This Your Most Productive Celebration Yet™

• Created, written, performed and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected]

Stream all episodes wherever you get your podcasts, or visit ghostwolfcreative.com for more.

Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for temporal duplication, emotional fragmentation, or birthday residuals beyond one (1) calendar loop.

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