⚠️ IMMEDIATE ATTENTION REQUIRED, SMILE ASSOCIATE! ⚠️

A dark-comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his sanity.

Your Smackie’s Smile Shack™ Orientation Experience continues with a mandatory Disciplinary Re-Calibration Session following an Unapproved Deviation within the Inventory Management System.

In this shift, you’ll:

– Receive a Mandatory Human Resources Dialogue notice printed directly from the Customer Interaction Terminal.

– Begin Vertical Transportation Protocols and transit through Architectural Compliance Zones designed for deep, corrective introspection.

– Review recent Behavioral Metrics and restore optimal Smile-Synergy™ via operational realignment.

– Undergo a comprehensive Operational Alignment audit and re-evaluation of your Individual Contribution Output.

Please be advised: All internal investigations are conducted with total transparency and for the benefit of all Associates. Non-compliance results in immediate re-integration.

At Smackie’s, we ensure all components are perfectly aligned for optimal blending into the corporate vision.™

Report Promptly. Reflect Deeply. Re-Calibrate Forever.™

Let’s Make This Your Most Conforming Shift Yet™!

• Created, written, performed and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected]

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Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for loss of time, identity, or composure during playback.

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