🚀 WELCOME TO MODULE 9: THE SILICON ZIGGURAT, SMILE ASSOCIATE™! 🚀

A dark comedy horror podcast about eternal training, corporate obedience, and one man’s fight to keep his smile.

Congratulations on completing your Feedback Containment Cycle! You’ve been selected for vertical advancement within Smackie’s Innovation Infrastructure™. Ahead lies The Silicon Ziggurat - our towering tribute to Progress, Productivity, and Planned Obsolescence. Each gleaming tier represents one of our sacred pillars: Optimization. Automation. Replacement.

As you ascend, you’ll observe that every Product and every Associate is engineered with a predetermined Durability Limit - not as a defect, but as a promise. Controlled decay sustains the cycle, ensuring endless opportunity for reinvention (and revenue). The higher you climb, the more of yourself you’ll innovate away!

Please remember: Permanent stability is the enemy of perpetual growth. At Smackie’s Smile Shack™, we don’t maintain excellence - we iterate it to death!™

⚙️ Ascend Swiftly. Deprecate Gracefully. Upgrade Constantly.™

Let’s Make This Your Most Productively Disposable Shift Yet™!

• Created, written, performed, and produced by Trey Falco
• Part of the Ghost Wolf Creative Network
• Website: ghostwolfcreative.com
• Comments, Concerns & Collabs: [email protected]

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Smackie’s Smile Shack™ is not responsible for spatial dislocation, existential drift, or spontaneous management evaluations.

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