Fart Factory returns to the pood and inspires Sara Sparkle & Amanda Sparkle with a tale of a subconscious dancefloor dookie and the inner strength she pulled together to say "deuces" to some would-be haters.  

We're celebrating our 2 year anniversary of our beloved pood with our turdy-turd epoosode!  Instead of catching a wave on her Hawaiian vacation, Erin Sydney (The Poster Child for the Gut-Brain Connection) catches a bout of salmonella & ends up serving a poo-poo platter for all to see...& hear....& smell.  

Check out Erin Sydney's band, 37 Houses (IG @37housesband) on tour in California this November:     

11/9 SF - The Knockout

11/20 San Pedro - The Sardine

11/21 El Centro - Mexco Brew Co

11/22 LA - The Redwood Bar

11/23 San Diego - The Tower Bar

The Twin Shitsters decide to start a brown mental band after their guest, Fart Factory, shares an anal anecdote complete with diapers, gel, & pooping on command. 

Neither thin-crust nor deep-dish pizza can spare Lactaid Larry from rectal wrath.  A failed trust exercise with his lopsided sphincter means he's one foot in and one foot out of... You-Know-What!  Make sure you grab enough tissues to dab away 100-200 tears for this shitty saga.  

Our guest, Tara Lipoopsky, wins the brown medal for the excrement escapades that ensued in Minnecrapoolis & in her L.E.I.® jeans.  Get ready for a stink by the rink!  

The Twin Shitsters welcome back their very first guest, Olive, who explains how a spooky early-Covid walk led to a social distance poop that turned out to be better than prozac.  It's a tombstone recipe for disASSter!  

Can't get enough of Olive?  Check her out:  https://www.instagram.com/olivia_rossetto_design
https://www.tiktok.com/@olivia_rossetto_design

Nicky Nincompoop returns to S&G for his #2 guest appearance.  It's no longer his first rectal rodeo with his now world-famous dairy allergy, so what lessons *might* he have learned? Get ready for BBQ, binging ice cream, and bidets! #fullcrotch

If you are a Nicky fan check out his LinkedIn, or his pottery here: https://www.instagram.com/nw_mugly

We're in our Awkward Era for this epoosode's theme:  Middle School.  The Twins welcome guest, Zeebz, who plays it cool during a stinky lunchtime incident.  But can he salvage his rePOOtation & cargo pants?  Can he & his Dad survive the accidents that took place that fateful day?  Here's to hormones, homework, & hoping for the best.

Check out Zeebz on We Won't Finish This Podcast! https://wewontfinishthispodcast.buzzsprout.com/2403687/episodes/16492132-cold-case-piles-we-won-t-finish-this-podcast-20

Willkommen to our German-themed epooside featuring DJ Nordic Trak.  A woefully thwarted toilet paper quest in Berlin ends in a liquidy lovers' quarrel.  But can he channel his #ragepoop & capture the zeitgeist of the shituation as only an übermensch can?  Roll over Beethoven, & hump to the beat of the SyntheScheisse! 

When Runny Riley pops his enema cherry, things get real complicated real fast.  As his social calendar fills up, his bowels clear out...all while the clock ticks down. Hosts & Twin Sisters Amanda Sparkle & Sara Sparkle can't help but ask themselves: With friends like these, who needs enemas?