It's rare that I meet someone for the first time and think to myself that they aren't retarded. Sometimes it's because of what they say or how they look or the clothes they're wearing but sometimes it's just because I'm in a bad mood because the chicken sandwich I had for lunch really didn't give me what I felt was a good bang for the buck.

But sometimes, I meet people and think they're not retarded and we have an engaging conversation about politics or religion or current events and just as things start to get interesting, I realize they too, are retards. It's not their fault, I just hold people to a higher standard because I'm nothing if not grounded in reality and have an educated view on most topics. For example, I don't believe Epstein killed himself. Do I think it was some dark hat government conspiracy to silence a man who likely has incriminating evidence against the world elites? Meh, not really. I think it's more likely someone snuffed him out because he was an asshole. I also don't think it's coincidental that mass shootings all seem to take place when something on a government level is reaching critical mass. I also don't like paying $9 for a chicken sandwich and fries and being disappointed.

What I'm trying to say is..... The quality of a meal can really dictate the types of interactions I have with people so if you see me, find out about that first before we talk about anything of substance.

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