Hanna and Skylar discuss to stay sober and celibate at a wedding. Hanna then vents to Skylar about the sacrifices she's had to make with sobriety such as threesomes and general thoughtlessness. The gal pals answers one listener who asks how to tell a new partner they have herpes.

The girlies are then joined by comedian Nicole Aimee Schreiber and talk about the time Nicole lost a dildo to the vortex that is her asshole, the low standards we have for men, delusional confidence and lippy pussies.

Fetish of the week: psellismophilia

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