Get ready to clutch your Teddy Ruxpin and side-eye every adult from your childhood — because ShizzyGetBizzy’s Top 10 this week is all about the lies we were told as kids. From "If you swallow gum, it’ll stay in your stomach for 7 years" to "You’ll never have a calculator in your pocket when you grow up" (hello, iPhone), this list is packed with nostalgic nonsense and comedic truth bombs. Whether it's Santa Claus, career promises, or that glass of milk you had to finish, Shizzy’s diving deep into the childhood myth files — and calling out every grown-up who sold us dreams with a straight face.