ShizzGetBizzy just hit the big 4-0 last month, and let’s just say… the honeymoon phase is over. In this Top Ten, he’s breaking down the things he hates now that he’s officially an “old dude” — from mysterious back pain that shows up uninvited, to needing two days to recover from one fun night out, to suddenly caring way too much about gas prices. It’s part comedy, part therapy session, and 100% relatable for anyone who’s ever had to Google, “Is this ache normal or am I dying?”