We’ve learned evil can take hold, in ANY part of the galaxy…. Whether it’s a SITH LORD committing WAR CRIMES on the planet Alderan… or a SITH-Radio Host, committing fashion crimes in this very studio…. It can be hard to resist, the DARK SIDE…..

To fight against it, takes a JEDI... with a STRONG MIND & a PURE HEART… but looking around the room right now, i see we dont have either of those things… So instead, we’ll rely on the ONE THING in this universe, Darth Vader is actually afraid of.... I’m talking about… CLOCKER SHOCKER!