In this chapter, a racist Rebekah uses her simple son Jacob to usurp a blessing from Esau because he married two Canaanite women (who are just awful because of their race). Isaac plays a little game of “pretend this isn’t obviously not Jacob” and confuses goat hair for his son’s arm. When Esau finds out about this, he cries like a little baby and begs his father to do it again, but Isaac can’t muster up another magical blessing.