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Late-night shopping while high is basically a survival mission disguised as a grocery run. This episode of Thoughts Off The Stem dives into the chaotic, confusing, and absolutely hilarious reality of trying to function in a brightly lit store when your brain is floating somewhere above aisle 12.
You’ll hear:
Why every store aisle becomes a maze designed by a high person’s worst enemy
The moment when fluorescent lights feel like police interrogations
How something simple like choosing cereal turns into a full existential crisis
The classic “Did I walk past that same old lady three times?” paranoia loop
Munchies-fueled decisions that make zero sense the next morning
When your brain forgets you’re shopping and suddenly you're just staring at snacks like it's art
If you love stoner comedy, relatable disaster moments, and stories that make you question your life choices, this one’s going to hit perfect.
🎧 Hit play and laugh your way through the midnight munchies mission.
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By Justin Barone | Comedy and Self-improvement5
22 ratings
Late-night shopping while high is basically a survival mission disguised as a grocery run. This episode of Thoughts Off The Stem dives into the chaotic, confusing, and absolutely hilarious reality of trying to function in a brightly lit store when your brain is floating somewhere above aisle 12.
You’ll hear:
Why every store aisle becomes a maze designed by a high person’s worst enemy
The moment when fluorescent lights feel like police interrogations
How something simple like choosing cereal turns into a full existential crisis
The classic “Did I walk past that same old lady three times?” paranoia loop
Munchies-fueled decisions that make zero sense the next morning
When your brain forgets you’re shopping and suddenly you're just staring at snacks like it's art
If you love stoner comedy, relatable disaster moments, and stories that make you question your life choices, this one’s going to hit perfect.
🎧 Hit play and laugh your way through the midnight munchies mission.
Subscribe, Like, Share, leave a Comment and visit Tots420.com
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