SHOPPING WHILE IMPAIRED (S.W.I)

we've all done. it. You stop in the local super market to get one item. But you make the mistake of grabbing a cart, and the next thing you know, you're buying a riding mower and a side of beef.

I remember just such an SWI moment after an NCAA basketball upset. 

I should have gone home. 

Instead I found my self reading cheese packages in aisle 9