As our good friend Aaron would say: "Madmartigan! Brownies! Two elderly women flinging arms wildly while trying to kill each other! A mystical prophecy that doesn't really do anything! All this and more in Willow! Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to take this life-sized cardboard cutout of Sorsha and stare at it for a very long time in my bedroom."  Yup, it's time for Willow, are you ready for it?