Wherein Justice and Andy capitalize on the news of the Daily Wire's acquisition of the unadaptable Atlas Shrugged. Is there any way at all that this could possibly be a wise financial move for erstwhile conservative "news" organization? Could you imagine how many seasons this monstrosity would need? Topics range from Rand's bloated writing style to the Bioshock video game series to how the Daily Wire could rationalize portraying this explicit novel in its full form. Why do people continually try to ressurect this swollen attempt at legitimizing capitalist exploitation? Please let this be the final, failed attempt.