The episode title could be taken in multiple contexts these days, but this is a Boston Bruins podcast (mostly) so rest assured -- we're talking about the tank. This team's going no where fast and has been on that course for months now -- but David Pastrnak has been absolutely incredible, Morgan Geekie has been an amazing story this season, and there's plenty of positives to talk about with some of the new youths on the team such as Lysell and Minten. Plus, NHL whip-it-out (some newsworthy things happening, right?) and VOICEMAILS. GET IN.

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Aight folks, Andrew and (proud father) Ian are back for another episode of the Short Shift. If you know the Low Qual bit of being the proud father of Dans Locmelis, this episode is for you. Is it a bit though? SIX GAMES LEFT, THE TANK IS TANKING AND IT'S GLORIOUS. GET IN.

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Aight folks, another episode of the Short Shift Podcast. Zadorov makes some interesting comments and then clarifies -- but is there fire behind this smoke or is it a non-story. Regardless, only a handful of games remain before the 2024-2025 Boston Bruins can be brought back behind the woodshed and put out of their misery. We gotta talk Sacco, too. Yikes. Voicemails? Predictions? Who knows!? GET IN.

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The Boston Bruins are considerably more fun to watch now that investment is low, pressure is off, the team is faster and there's a number of players playing for their NHL lives and leaving it out there game in, game out. Andrew and Ian discuss first impressions on some new blood now that we have a decent sample size, and dive into the prospects and pieces that were gained at the deadline. GET IN.

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Back at it again, three episodes in a week for the first time maybe ever.. so either things are going really good for the B's, or perhaps really REALLY bad. Spoiler, it ain't the former. The Shorty team is back to full strength to discuss the Marchand exit with the benefit of hindsight as well as the first public comments from the now former captain of the Boston Bruins. Lots to absorb, and lots to decipher between his presser as well as Sweeney's. 

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MARTHA THE BARNS ON FIRE (sale). Emergency pod with Ian and Andrew and a bunch of your immediate reactions and voicemails. Donny got wild at the deadline. This bandaid is on there GOOD -- so lets RIP IT OFF. GET IN.

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The first shoe has dropped as Trent Frederic has been shipped 4,200+ km away. We'll start with our thoughts on that and what it says about the health of the deadline as a whole. What can we get for Geekie? For Coyle? For Carlo? For (almost) ANYBODY.. plus; who could we potentially target in a return if not draft capital? The next 48 hours have HUGE implications on the near future of this franchise. In Don Sweeney we trust (god help us all). GET IN.

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Don Sweeney and the Boston Bruins declare bankruptcy! Well, sort of. Hey at least we know the path forward! Well, sort of. A lot was said this week, and a lot was left unsaid. The truth of what the Bruins front office is planning to do this deadline lies somewhere in between the empty words of General Manager Don Sweeney. Been a long time since anyone called him 'Sweenius', right? Plus; your voicemails and our predictions. Well, sort of.

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Four Nations have faced off and it's been really, really fun. The story should be the big final between Canada and the USA in Boston Thursday night.. however, there's drama as Charlie McAvoy has been hospitalized and there's a lot of unknowns. What is known however -- The Boston Bruins are fucking pissed. Voicemails, slander, and so much more. GET IN.

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Aight folks, after a few week hiatus we have returned. Thomas is (mostly) recovered, Ian is ready to go as he has a week off from Bruins games, and Andrew is Andrew. We're fully rostered and so so disgusted with this team outside of David Pastrnak and Morgan Geekie (who is reportedly elite). We've got some catching up to do, plenty of voicemails, and a whole lot in the tank for the next 200.

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