it's the dog days of summer and if you're still alive, great! we're really glad to hear it!  kaycee and mike ponder short term imprisonment/starvation (it's bad!), and then the florida report barges in with a story so awful, we rethink our stance on short term imprisonment/starvation (it's good now!) 

plus we're joined by special guest jessica culaciati and together we help a teenager find her personality. hey, there it is! lying over by your fake yacht!