Kristen and Harrison kick off football season with a queer twist, from NFL bulges to Angel Reese calling out the Chicago Sky. They dive into the wild world of Right of Center Events and then go deep on Sniffies—the hookup app reviving cruising culture with map-based meetups, blunt honesty, and a new lens on queer intimacy. The episode closes with Trump’s “Department of War” rebrand and Kristen prepping to headline Provincetown’s Fruit Basket comedy night.