Episode 308: Should We Just Murder Marty?

In our first pod of 2022, we talk about pretty much all there IS to talk about surrounding the Yankees lately. We discuss the Yankees' brass being embarrassed by their Minor League affiliate running a "pizza rat" promotion back in 2018. We talk about the Yankees' strategy of signing young superstars like Roderick Arias in International Free Agency to get around MLB Draft disadvantages. We also come to the conclusion that ever since Marty was born, society as a whole has just continued to get worse and worse, making us wonder if we'd be doing the world a favor by just offing him now. Finally, we take your guys' voicemails and demonstrate how seriously we take "Would-You-Rather" questions when asked.

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