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Join us on Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we challenge perceptions of reality and discuss provocative topics. Hosted by Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty.
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This episode dives into the complexities of human feelings, perceptions, and the importance of accepting differences. We also touch on the amusing idea of Biden on Truth Social. Tune in for an engaging conversation that's sure to make you think. Don't forget to check out our link tree in the description for more. Welcome to the only podcast where we love everyone and make fun of everything!
Join us on Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we challenge perceptions of reality and discuss provocative topics. Hosted by Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty. This episode dives into the complexities of human feelings, perceptions, and the importance of accepting differences. We also touch on the amusing idea of Biden on Truth Social. Tune in for an engaging conversation that's sure to make you think. Don't forget to check out our link tree in the description for more. Welcome to the only podcast where we love everyone and make fun of everything! Find all my social and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we dive deep into pressing topics like our perceptions of reality, Butthole Biden's truth, social jail, and much more that's fun for the entire family! I'm your host, Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty. If you're new here, don't forget to hit that subscribe button and ring the notification bell so you never miss an episode. In today's episode, we explore the concept of reality and how our perceptions shape it. We discuss the diversity of perspectives and the importance of accepting differences without judgment. Join me in this thought-provoking conversation about the complexity of human nature and our interactions. If you enjoy our content, consider supporting the podcast by checking out my Link Tree in the description. There, you'll find links to my social media profiles, my book, merch, audiobook, and even a coloring book! Your support keeps this podcast running and allows us to continue exploring intriguing topics. We also touch upon the intriguing world of social media and the recent developments, including Butthole Biden's Truth Social platform. We ponder the dynamics of different social media platforms and the challenges they present in today's digital age. As always, I encourage you to share your thoughts and experiences. Feel free to reach out to me at [email protected]. I love hearing from our listeners and learning from your perspectives. Thank you for being part of our Dangerous Misinformation community. Remember, we're all in this reality together, so let's embrace our differences and make the world a more tolerant place. Stay tuned for more episodes, and until next time, this is Rodney Smith, signing off. Stay curious, stay open-minded, and always question the reality around you. #DangerousMisinformation #RodneySmith #RealityPerceptions #TruthSocial #PodcastDiscussion #AcceptingDifferences #StayCurious
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Hey everybody! Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation today. We're gonna be talking about pressing topics such as our perceptions of reality. Butthole Bidens truth, social jail, and much more fun for the entire family. Stick around to the end. Appreciate Shawl. This is Dangerous Misinformation.
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Welcome everybody welcome thank you for tuning in a dangerous misinformation, the number one source in the entire world on this entire flat earth for you to consume dangerous misinformation. I'm your host. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on any social media platform at Lord Petty, some form of underscores. You'll figure it out because you're smart, but there will be a link in the description with a link tree. If you don't know what link tree is, it is a one stop shop for all your links you can go there. I'll have all my, all my socials at the top on the icons, and I have all the product links for my book March audiobook, other shit you might want to check out. I even have. I made a coloring book okay if you want to support the podcast, go there, do some shit there, or if you really want to really really support the podcast, which is free. Tell a friend bring somebody spread at word of mouth, spread it like the mouth spreads the H word in Vegas and I know I've used that joke before,
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but maybe this is your first time tuning in this is your. First time tuning in welcome, I appreciate you being here. This is the only podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything. Our mission is to not hurt people's feelings, but our mission is to make our own feelings feel better even though we shouldn't be very focused in on feelings because feelings are not real and let's jump into it. The podcast is officially started because feelings aren't real, they're always fleeing, they' don't really matter. All they are is just some like neurological connection just firing off in our brain, right? And this is why women should not be in leadership roles because women are emotional and any sort of traditional wisdom tells us that emotional decisions are bad decisions. So putting an emotional creature in the helm is just an accident waiting to happen. You know what I mean,
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but yeah,
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it's where to think what really reality is right. If you really think about it because we all think reality is what we see, we have our senses right, and so what of our senses perceive is to us reality, but there's things that we can't see. I can't see air, but the air is real and that's the God debate, you know the God known. Nobody can prove it, but nobody can disprove it either, but it makes you just think like what is reality and so realities typically
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our perceptions through our senses, right? And here's the flaw with. That everybody is different and we all have a different perception of just the world and life itself. Somebody with a completely different background is a complete different perception about the world and how things work than I do, but their realities no less valid than mine is. Or maybe they both aren't valid. Maybe we're both are maybe there is a right, and I think that's what maybe all these religious wars and shit are about because people wanna be right. Nobody wants to be wrong, but that really shouldn't matter. I think we just to build a more tolerant, accepting world. We need to all realize that everybody has a different perception. We all come from different places and we're not gonna agree on everything. I think that's where we're going wrong, where you get the super super liberal people. They're like, oh, we just need to tolerate everything. We need to pretend like we like this. You don't need to pretend like you like shit, but you need to realize that people are going to be different from you. We need to accept our differences and not act like there are no differences. You know what I mean.
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That's like when you get these corny white people that go up and like touch black people's hair something like we're like we're all the same, no, we're not the same. Nobody's better or less, but we're not all the same. Everybody's different and if we ignore these inherent. Human truths right? We're just gonna make enemies with each other because we're gonna just avoid the problems and avoident personalities
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are bad, okay,
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and that's one thing I think we're gonna really lose as the older people die off because my generation nobody knows how to handle things. You know what I mean. People send fucking text messages cause they're afraid to confront somebody. Well, then if you do go and confront somebody, they get all like
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you know what I mean in confrontation is a good thing. Iron sharpens iron you know. Pressure, pressure, burst pipes, oil mix diamonds, you know what I'm saying,
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but
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anyways, dude, accept the differences, accept the differences of others, but you don't need to tall the rate them except the reality that not everybody's gonna agree with you, but you don't need to tolerate shit. You can remove yourself and live in your own little bubble if you want, just don't try to force your shit on' other people. And ironically I'm forcing my shit on you right now by telling you not to force your shit. Maybe your shit is forcing on other people mind blown. Huh? Anyways you guys see that a butt hole. Biden made a truth social and personally I find that fucking hilarious if you want to talk about a perception of a false perception of reality is that the Biden White House thinks that they're going to convert any MAGA people if you're not familiar with 2. Social it is. I'm pretty sure it's Donald trump's app. Maybe he owns it, maybe he doesn't. I can't remember. I try to get on there initially back when it came out because, you know, I hate the text censorship, but
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I've been making a big mistake about the text censorship because I've been breaking my own rules. We all break our own rules. We're learning every day you guys are learning with me. I'm learning with you if you want to tell me something that you've learned about, send me an email at lord petty podcast at gmail. Com and I'd be happy to share it. I think that'd be a cool thing, um, but so here's what I have learned which I forgot to put in practice because I usually put it in practice and the moral the story is, everything is my fault, and even though I've been unfairly nuked off the social media platforms banned for saying things that appear to be common sense, which I've said before, I don't know how whenever I have a post that's doing really good because I said something really unique, but then because it was so unique it was outside the boundaries of the things that you can say. Even though it wasn't like a racist, hateful sexist thing, you know it may been a joke, but even if it wasn't even in that realm you're only allowed to talk about like these certain little fucking things, right?
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But. Um,
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I I blame the tech companies for my you know, my my lack of where I think I should be, but everybody thinks they should be higher than what they actually are. And then if I actually look back I've came a long fucking way. Okay if you think about this so this is I think podcast number 208 right? There's fucking 52 weeks in a year, so that's like 4 years worth of podcast if you really think about it. So I have hours and hours and hours of practice reps consistency determination fucking will consistency or maybe just a pure stubbornness or oblivion. Who knows you know what I'm saying I was talking about the perception earlier, maybe my perception. Maybe I'm not even funny, maybe I'm not even good, maybe I'm not even no, you know what I mean, we all you know somebody is not gonna. I mean, that's gonna be somebody's opinion regardless, so I don't really listen to it too much. You know. I mean,
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I don't take people's negatives into account and I don't let people's positive things get to my head ever because that's a slippery slope. Would you start letting the good shit get to your head? That's how you get fucking arrogant and nobody likes arrogant including yourself, you know. I mean then you get fucking delusional, people start telling you you're good at stuff and you start saying oh, I am good at stuff and then you start. Getting bad at stuff because then you don't try at it and it doesn't matter what it is, you know, even if it's your God given ability, you always gotta work at it because somebody's gonna out work you at it. And that's my determination right now that' I'm gonna I'm gonna try to make as many good pot. We're talking about quantity versus quality, right? Why not strive for both? That's my goals to strive for both. Fuck this thing in the pussy and the mouth at the same fucking time
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at the same damn time.
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But anyways Joe Biden on Truth Social, could you imagine doing cocaine with me? Could you imagine you're just getting really yacked out one night what it would go like? I swear you would not get a fucking word and I promise you um, I either sit in the corner. Actually, this is what happens. Okay? Because I'm actually pretty introverted. I sit in the corner and I don't want to have a conversation that is not meaningful. That's why like dating in shit to me when I see people going out. Oh, we went on a 4 hour day. I'm like, what the fuck did you talk about 4 hours? I think about all this shit. I gotta stay at the Wall for at least an hour day and come to grips with all my thoughts and process everything and then after you know about 20 minutes it's like, okay, I'm socialed. Out and I' need a little bit of breather anyways. I keep meaning to talk about butthole bite and on truth social and I I just can't get to it because keep getting derailed now it's talking about fucking coke parties and uh, the last time I did cocaine I think was in that was last time I did blow. I think it was actually on my 30th birthday.
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I didn't get a mean on my 30th birthday too. I uh and it looked like a shutter movie, you know, like those old old like fifties shutter movies where it moves like per frame. That's what the kettumine was like. I remember asking this chick, um and I made a song about it. You can go on Spotify type in Lord Petty kettumine. I made a song about the experience,
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um
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yes, I make rapid music too. I made 2 albums during quarantine and I wanna make more. I just haven't gotten to it.
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but yeah, I asked this chick. We went to this party and asked one of this girl like hey who usually has blow and I said do you have any blow? She goes? No, but I have some ketamine and she stuck a key in her little bag and she put it under my face and I smelled it and when I was smelling it I inhaled it through my nostril. Next thing I knew I was in a fucking Shutter movie and I'm laying. On a bed with a bunch of strangers listening to like EDM music, dude. Drugs are so stupid, you know, like in the moment you think, oh, this is great, but then that's one thing I could never really anytime I've ever done drugs I can never just fully let go. I can't just let go and be in the experience because the comedian me is looking from the outside from the outside in about how ridiculous it is. That's why I can't take myself serious when I go to like a fucking sex club or G or like some weird shit whenever I get into weird shit right? I'm just I'm either too immature or my anxiety is too bad, but it's not even anxiety like I don't even get, I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean.
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That's one thing actually really frustrates me. Whenever I go to the doctor they just tell me, oh, it's psychosomatic, it's anxiety. It' is what it is like bro, I'm not sad, I'm not nervous. I don't give a fuck about anything if anything I'm numb. If anything I'm I think I've just been so like clinically depressed for so many years like I just don't even notice it and I don't feel anything which is kind of a good thing. Kind of a bad thing. It is what it is depending on how you look at it pros and cons, but when I get in these situations like. These coke benders and stuff like
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I can't take myself serious. I'm like, okay like people just do this. I remember one time I did a bunch of blow in. Why am I talking about? This is so incriminating. I was doing a bunch of blow in LA back in like 2012
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it was me, my buddy, his girlfriend and this like super hot other girl that was there who turned out to just be a huge cokehead. She's one of those Fitham students. If you ever lived in L. A, You know about Fitham. It's the fashion merchandising school or whatever. It's kind of like the fucking LA kids version of the Bama Rush where like all the hot girls go there
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and uh
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and so we were just doing a bunch of coke and I hadn't eaten anything that day and I was kind of at the time. You know, I didn't really learn my way with girls until I was like, I don't know like 25 or something like that, but I mean it's not like I was a fucking virgin till then, but I wasn't, you know. Like now and I felt like I feel like a huge deuce back. Not but if I go out and I'm determined right? If I go out and I'm determined I can make something happen at this point in my life. Okay, back then I would just go out with the group of like 4 guys be like. Oh let's go get some bitches and all we would do is just get so hammered until one of us would like piss in a SANK or something and get kicked out of the bar. Just complete dorks, you know. And uh, I forgot what I talked about. I was thinking about Nate pissing in a SANK now. Oh yeah, the coke Bender and I just didn't eat anything all day and I remember doing the coke and then I tried. I was like trying to eat a pudding
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I remember was with my buddy Lumas.
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I was trying to eat pudding and he was like getting sick to a stomach watching me try to eat pudding after we just gone on a big ol coke Bender and smoked like packs of cigarettes. That's another thing, dude. All this cigarette man I think back on my life and I regret so much fucking haram dude. I've done so much dumb shit even on this last road trip I was on I was smoking so many cigarettes and it's like why am I doing that? What what void am I trying to fill? I don't like these cigarettes. I don't like how they smell, I don't like how they taste. They don't make me feel anything. They just make me fucking stink, they make me congested and I know that they're extremely bad for me for some reason I'm smoking them. I don't know why I don't even like them and. I can just quit cold Turkey, I can buy a pack of cigarette and I can smoke them for the you know 5. 6 day that they last or whatever and I just don't smoke after that because I realize as soon as the packs done. I just the one thing that really helped me though cause I was a kind of a consistent smoker back in the day
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like 10 years ago and I got broken up with and it really fucked me up and I was smoking a lot and I remember I was going to work one morning and I was just feeling that thing in my chest that like ugh and then just hit me where I was like you know what? I'm not gonna let this chick fucking kill me and I remember just taking a full pack that I bought probably the night, but I remember there were a bunch of cigarettes and I just threw them in the trash like on my way out to my car and that really helped me because I don't like wasting money and for the fact I was like okay. Well, I just through 10 bucks in the trash like I literally just thought of it as taking a 10 dollar Bill, just rolling it up and throwing it in the trash, you know.
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So yeah
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do that don't smoke sigs dude sigs are fucking bad for you but you'll probably see me with the cigarette in. My mouth at some point again in my life to be honest with you and I already regret it.
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Yeah, dude, I've been watching this show called 60 Days In and it's where they send just normal undercover people into jail. It's on Netflix. It's really good. I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do find some TV I get sucked into it. So now anytime I eat I find an excuse. I've just been eaten a bunch now so I can find an excuse to go sit down and watch Netflix, but the show makes me actually feel really bad and here's why because they had the season season 4 that's on Netflix. I don't know if it's the newest season or not. Um, it's an ANE show. They have all these white people and they send them to Fulton County. I don't know why the producers didn't think. Hey, maybe we should get some black people and send them to Fulton County cause Atlanta is the blackest place in America and especially Fulton County, the jail. We're gonna send all these. They send 2 Mormons. One guy who looks like he could literally just be my brother, but he's way more jacked. He's like a Marine, but he literally like he looks like me. I don't watch the women. I skip through the women because they show them like
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a lesson out in the dorm rooms and that shit grosses me out thinking about them. Just licking each other's jail clams. It's really fucking disgusting so I'd rather watch the guys that want to murder each other than watch the fucking women making hooch in the toilet and then sucking on each other's pussies. Dude, it's disgusting.
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yeah I did, but I don't know. I didn't mean for that to sound homophobic. So shoutout saw the lesbian, Z and pussy under normal normal circumstances, but so here's where I feel bad. Okay. So like the guy that kind of looks like me um, like both of our are like we had the same grandfather
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in the
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in Germany who what doesn't matter? It was about to make a Nazi joke, but I shouldn't. I don't even know if you can say that word on the Internet. But um, these black guys are really fucking cool to these white people. You think jail, you know you think all the stereotypes about how how segregated it is and how you go in there and you know the black guys gonna be chaos yada ya they have their own like little gang wars going on, but overall like the black people were super cool to these white people that went in there and all these white people meantime are double time in them. You know what I mean. They're going in there to fucking snitch to the cops about the shit that's going bad in the jail and they're building these like genuine friendships from the Black. Eyes perspective, but then meanwhile they're working with the head sheriff to report about all the fucked up shit in the jail which is making their time more tolerable like smoke and weed and getting porn and stuff like that, you know, and I'm kind of torn between the whole like you know
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if you don't do the crime, if you're not willing to do the time, but also how are you supposed to be rehabilitated when you go into an environment where it just makes you even more bitter? You know what I mean. It's like going to detention in school, are you gonna get out of detention and wanna do better on your school work or you're gonna wanna go and harass your teacher even more? I wouldn't know cause I never got detention because that was never my memo. I would like to make people laugh, not piss them off, and when you make people laugh you don't go to detention. The teacher just asks you politely to stop fucking around. So if you're a younger person take that advice if you're gonna be a class clown if you' can't set still, if you got the add bug, don't be addicted. Your teacher just fucking make people laugh and you get away with murder, but yeah, I feel bad because on behalf of the white congregation I feel bad how nice the fucking inmate black dudes are and it's crazy because these dudes will be like 21. Right? There's this guy called
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on it, his name was on it like O N I. T and he's like yeah, I'm 21 and I thought holy fuck, I thought he was 34 dude he just looks like he's been through using you know 20 somebody makes it 22 that's an OG in my hood and I'm like Jesus Christ bro that that gang shit is different like there were 2 bloods, there were 2 bloods, they got into it with each other and so their blood buddies were standing around them and then because they started fighting. Then the rest of the gang jumped in and they started beaten both of them cause you're not supposed to fight in front of people that aren't blood like it makes the gang look bad if there's fighting within it so then they just beat everybody's ass involved right on the spot and then when it was over they all got up and like shook hands like it's very, it's like militant dude. It's kind of crazy. It's actually pretty organized. So if those guys actually put their minds to something positive and worked as an organization like that, who knows what they could accomplish? Dude?
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Now I sound like one of those fucking liberal inner city white teacher people. It thinks they can save shit when in reality there's nothing to save a lot of these people are going to dynastry corner over a bag of crack because I will never. Be able to reach them, and any white people that ever try to reach them are just going to be laughed off the block so don't waste your fucking time. Unfortunately. Um, yeah, that's it. Let's call it. Are we at 20 minutes we're almost at 20 minutes we don't always need to be exactly at 20 minutes, but yes, we're at 20 minutes. Dude, you don't know unless you're looking at your fucking phone count in the seconds. Please leave a rating. If you have not yet, please tell somebody about the pod. Please do all the nice things and I appreciate. Shall I'll see you tomorrow? Thank you so much!
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Join us on Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we challenge perceptions of reality and discuss provocative topics. Hosted by Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty.
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Find all my socials and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites
This episode dives into the complexities of human feelings, perceptions, and the importance of accepting differences. We also touch on the amusing idea of Biden on Truth Social. Tune in for an engaging conversation that's sure to make you think. Don't forget to check out our link tree in the description for more. Welcome to the only podcast where we love everyone and make fun of everything!
Join us on Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we challenge perceptions of reality and discuss provocative topics. Hosted by Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty. This episode dives into the complexities of human feelings, perceptions, and the importance of accepting differences. We also touch on the amusing idea of Biden on Truth Social. Tune in for an engaging conversation that's sure to make you think. Don't forget to check out our link tree in the description for more. Welcome to the only podcast where we love everyone and make fun of everything! Find all my social and product links here https://linktr.ee/rodneywrites Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation, the podcast where we dive deep into pressing topics like our perceptions of reality, Butthole Biden's truth, social jail, and much more that's fun for the entire family! I'm your host, Rodney Smith, also known as Lord Petty. If you're new here, don't forget to hit that subscribe button and ring the notification bell so you never miss an episode. In today's episode, we explore the concept of reality and how our perceptions shape it. We discuss the diversity of perspectives and the importance of accepting differences without judgment. Join me in this thought-provoking conversation about the complexity of human nature and our interactions. If you enjoy our content, consider supporting the podcast by checking out my Link Tree in the description. There, you'll find links to my social media profiles, my book, merch, audiobook, and even a coloring book! Your support keeps this podcast running and allows us to continue exploring intriguing topics. We also touch upon the intriguing world of social media and the recent developments, including Butthole Biden's Truth Social platform. We ponder the dynamics of different social media platforms and the challenges they present in today's digital age. As always, I encourage you to share your thoughts and experiences. Feel free to reach out to me at [email protected]. I love hearing from our listeners and learning from your perspectives. Thank you for being part of our Dangerous Misinformation community. Remember, we're all in this reality together, so let's embrace our differences and make the world a more tolerant place. Stay tuned for more episodes, and until next time, this is Rodney Smith, signing off. Stay curious, stay open-minded, and always question the reality around you. #DangerousMisinformation #RodneySmith #RealityPerceptions #TruthSocial #PodcastDiscussion #AcceptingDifferences #StayCurious
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Hey everybody! Welcome to Dangerous Misinformation today. We're gonna be talking about pressing topics such as our perceptions of reality. Butthole Bidens truth, social jail, and much more fun for the entire family. Stick around to the end. Appreciate Shawl. This is Dangerous Misinformation.
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Welcome everybody welcome thank you for tuning in a dangerous misinformation, the number one source in the entire world on this entire flat earth for you to consume dangerous misinformation. I'm your host. My name is Rodney Smith. You can find me on any social media platform at Lord Petty, some form of underscores. You'll figure it out because you're smart, but there will be a link in the description with a link tree. If you don't know what link tree is, it is a one stop shop for all your links you can go there. I'll have all my, all my socials at the top on the icons, and I have all the product links for my book March audiobook, other shit you might want to check out. I even have. I made a coloring book okay if you want to support the podcast, go there, do some shit there, or if you really want to really really support the podcast, which is free. Tell a friend bring somebody spread at word of mouth, spread it like the mouth spreads the H word in Vegas and I know I've used that joke before,
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but maybe this is your first time tuning in this is your. First time tuning in welcome, I appreciate you being here. This is the only podcast in the world where we love everybody. We make fun of everything. Our mission is to not hurt people's feelings, but our mission is to make our own feelings feel better even though we shouldn't be very focused in on feelings because feelings are not real and let's jump into it. The podcast is officially started because feelings aren't real, they're always fleeing, they' don't really matter. All they are is just some like neurological connection just firing off in our brain, right? And this is why women should not be in leadership roles because women are emotional and any sort of traditional wisdom tells us that emotional decisions are bad decisions. So putting an emotional creature in the helm is just an accident waiting to happen. You know what I mean,
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but yeah,
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it's where to think what really reality is right. If you really think about it because we all think reality is what we see, we have our senses right, and so what of our senses perceive is to us reality, but there's things that we can't see. I can't see air, but the air is real and that's the God debate, you know the God known. Nobody can prove it, but nobody can disprove it either, but it makes you just think like what is reality and so realities typically
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our perceptions through our senses, right? And here's the flaw with. That everybody is different and we all have a different perception of just the world and life itself. Somebody with a completely different background is a complete different perception about the world and how things work than I do, but their realities no less valid than mine is. Or maybe they both aren't valid. Maybe we're both are maybe there is a right, and I think that's what maybe all these religious wars and shit are about because people wanna be right. Nobody wants to be wrong, but that really shouldn't matter. I think we just to build a more tolerant, accepting world. We need to all realize that everybody has a different perception. We all come from different places and we're not gonna agree on everything. I think that's where we're going wrong, where you get the super super liberal people. They're like, oh, we just need to tolerate everything. We need to pretend like we like this. You don't need to pretend like you like shit, but you need to realize that people are going to be different from you. We need to accept our differences and not act like there are no differences. You know what I mean.
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That's like when you get these corny white people that go up and like touch black people's hair something like we're like we're all the same, no, we're not the same. Nobody's better or less, but we're not all the same. Everybody's different and if we ignore these inherent. Human truths right? We're just gonna make enemies with each other because we're gonna just avoid the problems and avoident personalities
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are bad, okay,
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and that's one thing I think we're gonna really lose as the older people die off because my generation nobody knows how to handle things. You know what I mean. People send fucking text messages cause they're afraid to confront somebody. Well, then if you do go and confront somebody, they get all like
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you know what I mean in confrontation is a good thing. Iron sharpens iron you know. Pressure, pressure, burst pipes, oil mix diamonds, you know what I'm saying,
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but
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anyways, dude, accept the differences, accept the differences of others, but you don't need to tall the rate them except the reality that not everybody's gonna agree with you, but you don't need to tolerate shit. You can remove yourself and live in your own little bubble if you want, just don't try to force your shit on' other people. And ironically I'm forcing my shit on you right now by telling you not to force your shit. Maybe your shit is forcing on other people mind blown. Huh? Anyways you guys see that a butt hole. Biden made a truth social and personally I find that fucking hilarious if you want to talk about a perception of a false perception of reality is that the Biden White House thinks that they're going to convert any MAGA people if you're not familiar with 2. Social it is. I'm pretty sure it's Donald trump's app. Maybe he owns it, maybe he doesn't. I can't remember. I try to get on there initially back when it came out because, you know, I hate the text censorship, but
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I've been making a big mistake about the text censorship because I've been breaking my own rules. We all break our own rules. We're learning every day you guys are learning with me. I'm learning with you if you want to tell me something that you've learned about, send me an email at lord petty podcast at gmail. Com and I'd be happy to share it. I think that'd be a cool thing, um, but so here's what I have learned which I forgot to put in practice because I usually put it in practice and the moral the story is, everything is my fault, and even though I've been unfairly nuked off the social media platforms banned for saying things that appear to be common sense, which I've said before, I don't know how whenever I have a post that's doing really good because I said something really unique, but then because it was so unique it was outside the boundaries of the things that you can say. Even though it wasn't like a racist, hateful sexist thing, you know it may been a joke, but even if it wasn't even in that realm you're only allowed to talk about like these certain little fucking things, right?
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But. Um,
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I I blame the tech companies for my you know, my my lack of where I think I should be, but everybody thinks they should be higher than what they actually are. And then if I actually look back I've came a long fucking way. Okay if you think about this so this is I think podcast number 208 right? There's fucking 52 weeks in a year, so that's like 4 years worth of podcast if you really think about it. So I have hours and hours and hours of practice reps consistency determination fucking will consistency or maybe just a pure stubbornness or oblivion. Who knows you know what I'm saying I was talking about the perception earlier, maybe my perception. Maybe I'm not even funny, maybe I'm not even good, maybe I'm not even no, you know what I mean, we all you know somebody is not gonna. I mean, that's gonna be somebody's opinion regardless, so I don't really listen to it too much. You know. I mean,
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I don't take people's negatives into account and I don't let people's positive things get to my head ever because that's a slippery slope. Would you start letting the good shit get to your head? That's how you get fucking arrogant and nobody likes arrogant including yourself, you know. I mean then you get fucking delusional, people start telling you you're good at stuff and you start saying oh, I am good at stuff and then you start. Getting bad at stuff because then you don't try at it and it doesn't matter what it is, you know, even if it's your God given ability, you always gotta work at it because somebody's gonna out work you at it. And that's my determination right now that' I'm gonna I'm gonna try to make as many good pot. We're talking about quantity versus quality, right? Why not strive for both? That's my goals to strive for both. Fuck this thing in the pussy and the mouth at the same fucking time
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at the same damn time.
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But anyways Joe Biden on Truth Social, could you imagine doing cocaine with me? Could you imagine you're just getting really yacked out one night what it would go like? I swear you would not get a fucking word and I promise you um, I either sit in the corner. Actually, this is what happens. Okay? Because I'm actually pretty introverted. I sit in the corner and I don't want to have a conversation that is not meaningful. That's why like dating in shit to me when I see people going out. Oh, we went on a 4 hour day. I'm like, what the fuck did you talk about 4 hours? I think about all this shit. I gotta stay at the Wall for at least an hour day and come to grips with all my thoughts and process everything and then after you know about 20 minutes it's like, okay, I'm socialed. Out and I' need a little bit of breather anyways. I keep meaning to talk about butthole bite and on truth social and I I just can't get to it because keep getting derailed now it's talking about fucking coke parties and uh, the last time I did cocaine I think was in that was last time I did blow. I think it was actually on my 30th birthday.
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I didn't get a mean on my 30th birthday too. I uh and it looked like a shutter movie, you know, like those old old like fifties shutter movies where it moves like per frame. That's what the kettumine was like. I remember asking this chick, um and I made a song about it. You can go on Spotify type in Lord Petty kettumine. I made a song about the experience,
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um
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yes, I make rapid music too. I made 2 albums during quarantine and I wanna make more. I just haven't gotten to it.
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Uh
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but yeah, I asked this chick. We went to this party and asked one of this girl like hey who usually has blow and I said do you have any blow? She goes? No, but I have some ketamine and she stuck a key in her little bag and she put it under my face and I smelled it and when I was smelling it I inhaled it through my nostril. Next thing I knew I was in a fucking Shutter movie and I'm laying. On a bed with a bunch of strangers listening to like EDM music, dude. Drugs are so stupid, you know, like in the moment you think, oh, this is great, but then that's one thing I could never really anytime I've ever done drugs I can never just fully let go. I can't just let go and be in the experience because the comedian me is looking from the outside from the outside in about how ridiculous it is. That's why I can't take myself serious when I go to like a fucking sex club or G or like some weird shit whenever I get into weird shit right? I'm just I'm either too immature or my anxiety is too bad, but it's not even anxiety like I don't even get, I don't give a fuck. You know what I mean.
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That's one thing actually really frustrates me. Whenever I go to the doctor they just tell me, oh, it's psychosomatic, it's anxiety. It' is what it is like bro, I'm not sad, I'm not nervous. I don't give a fuck about anything if anything I'm numb. If anything I'm I think I've just been so like clinically depressed for so many years like I just don't even notice it and I don't feel anything which is kind of a good thing. Kind of a bad thing. It is what it is depending on how you look at it pros and cons, but when I get in these situations like. These coke benders and stuff like
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I can't take myself serious. I'm like, okay like people just do this. I remember one time I did a bunch of blow in. Why am I talking about? This is so incriminating. I was doing a bunch of blow in LA back in like 2012
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and
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it was me, my buddy, his girlfriend and this like super hot other girl that was there who turned out to just be a huge cokehead. She's one of those Fitham students. If you ever lived in L. A, You know about Fitham. It's the fashion merchandising school or whatever. It's kind of like the fucking LA kids version of the Bama Rush where like all the hot girls go there
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and uh
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and so we were just doing a bunch of coke and I hadn't eaten anything that day and I was kind of at the time. You know, I didn't really learn my way with girls until I was like, I don't know like 25 or something like that, but I mean it's not like I was a fucking virgin till then, but I wasn't, you know. Like now and I felt like I feel like a huge deuce back. Not but if I go out and I'm determined right? If I go out and I'm determined I can make something happen at this point in my life. Okay, back then I would just go out with the group of like 4 guys be like. Oh let's go get some bitches and all we would do is just get so hammered until one of us would like piss in a SANK or something and get kicked out of the bar. Just complete dorks, you know. And uh, I forgot what I talked about. I was thinking about Nate pissing in a SANK now. Oh yeah, the coke Bender and I just didn't eat anything all day and I remember doing the coke and then I tried. I was like trying to eat a pudding
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I remember was with my buddy Lumas.
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I was trying to eat pudding and he was like getting sick to a stomach watching me try to eat pudding after we just gone on a big ol coke Bender and smoked like packs of cigarettes. That's another thing, dude. All this cigarette man I think back on my life and I regret so much fucking haram dude. I've done so much dumb shit even on this last road trip I was on I was smoking so many cigarettes and it's like why am I doing that? What what void am I trying to fill? I don't like these cigarettes. I don't like how they smell, I don't like how they taste. They don't make me feel anything. They just make me fucking stink, they make me congested and I know that they're extremely bad for me for some reason I'm smoking them. I don't know why I don't even like them and. I can just quit cold Turkey, I can buy a pack of cigarette and I can smoke them for the you know 5. 6 day that they last or whatever and I just don't smoke after that because I realize as soon as the packs done. I just the one thing that really helped me though cause I was a kind of a consistent smoker back in the day
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like 10 years ago and I got broken up with and it really fucked me up and I was smoking a lot and I remember I was going to work one morning and I was just feeling that thing in my chest that like ugh and then just hit me where I was like you know what? I'm not gonna let this chick fucking kill me and I remember just taking a full pack that I bought probably the night, but I remember there were a bunch of cigarettes and I just threw them in the trash like on my way out to my car and that really helped me because I don't like wasting money and for the fact I was like okay. Well, I just through 10 bucks in the trash like I literally just thought of it as taking a 10 dollar Bill, just rolling it up and throwing it in the trash, you know.
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So yeah
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do that don't smoke sigs dude sigs are fucking bad for you but you'll probably see me with the cigarette in. My mouth at some point again in my life to be honest with you and I already regret it.
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Yeah, dude, I've been watching this show called 60 Days In and it's where they send just normal undercover people into jail. It's on Netflix. It's really good. I don't watch a lot of TV, but when I do find some TV I get sucked into it. So now anytime I eat I find an excuse. I've just been eaten a bunch now so I can find an excuse to go sit down and watch Netflix, but the show makes me actually feel really bad and here's why because they had the season season 4 that's on Netflix. I don't know if it's the newest season or not. Um, it's an ANE show. They have all these white people and they send them to Fulton County. I don't know why the producers didn't think. Hey, maybe we should get some black people and send them to Fulton County cause Atlanta is the blackest place in America and especially Fulton County, the jail. We're gonna send all these. They send 2 Mormons. One guy who looks like he could literally just be my brother, but he's way more jacked. He's like a Marine, but he literally like he looks like me. I don't watch the women. I skip through the women because they show them like
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a lesson out in the dorm rooms and that shit grosses me out thinking about them. Just licking each other's jail clams. It's really fucking disgusting so I'd rather watch the guys that want to murder each other than watch the fucking women making hooch in the toilet and then sucking on each other's pussies. Dude, it's disgusting.
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Ugh
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yeah I did, but I don't know. I didn't mean for that to sound homophobic. So shoutout saw the lesbian, Z and pussy under normal normal circumstances, but so here's where I feel bad. Okay. So like the guy that kind of looks like me um, like both of our are like we had the same grandfather
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in the
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in Germany who what doesn't matter? It was about to make a Nazi joke, but I shouldn't. I don't even know if you can say that word on the Internet. But um, these black guys are really fucking cool to these white people. You think jail, you know you think all the stereotypes about how how segregated it is and how you go in there and you know the black guys gonna be chaos yada ya they have their own like little gang wars going on, but overall like the black people were super cool to these white people that went in there and all these white people meantime are double time in them. You know what I mean. They're going in there to fucking snitch to the cops about the shit that's going bad in the jail and they're building these like genuine friendships from the Black. Eyes perspective, but then meanwhile they're working with the head sheriff to report about all the fucked up shit in the jail which is making their time more tolerable like smoke and weed and getting porn and stuff like that, you know, and I'm kind of torn between the whole like you know
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if you don't do the crime, if you're not willing to do the time, but also how are you supposed to be rehabilitated when you go into an environment where it just makes you even more bitter? You know what I mean. It's like going to detention in school, are you gonna get out of detention and wanna do better on your school work or you're gonna wanna go and harass your teacher even more? I wouldn't know cause I never got detention because that was never my memo. I would like to make people laugh, not piss them off, and when you make people laugh you don't go to detention. The teacher just asks you politely to stop fucking around. So if you're a younger person take that advice if you're gonna be a class clown if you' can't set still, if you got the add bug, don't be addicted. Your teacher just fucking make people laugh and you get away with murder, but yeah, I feel bad because on behalf of the white congregation I feel bad how nice the fucking inmate black dudes are and it's crazy because these dudes will be like 21. Right? There's this guy called
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on it, his name was on it like O N I. T and he's like yeah, I'm 21 and I thought holy fuck, I thought he was 34 dude he just looks like he's been through using you know 20 somebody makes it 22 that's an OG in my hood and I'm like Jesus Christ bro that that gang shit is different like there were 2 bloods, there were 2 bloods, they got into it with each other and so their blood buddies were standing around them and then because they started fighting. Then the rest of the gang jumped in and they started beaten both of them cause you're not supposed to fight in front of people that aren't blood like it makes the gang look bad if there's fighting within it so then they just beat everybody's ass involved right on the spot and then when it was over they all got up and like shook hands like it's very, it's like militant dude. It's kind of crazy. It's actually pretty organized. So if those guys actually put their minds to something positive and worked as an organization like that, who knows what they could accomplish? Dude?
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Now I sound like one of those fucking liberal inner city white teacher people. It thinks they can save shit when in reality there's nothing to save a lot of these people are going to dynastry corner over a bag of crack because I will never. Be able to reach them, and any white people that ever try to reach them are just going to be laughed off the block so don't waste your fucking time. Unfortunately. Um, yeah, that's it. Let's call it. Are we at 20 minutes we're almost at 20 minutes we don't always need to be exactly at 20 minutes, but yes, we're at 20 minutes. Dude, you don't know unless you're looking at your fucking phone count in the seconds. Please leave a rating. If you have not yet, please tell somebody about the pod. Please do all the nice things and I appreciate. Shall I'll see you tomorrow? Thank you so much!
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Pity out.
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