Simon tells us about his new job as a trucker’s assistant and reveals his fear that the Illuminati may be trying to influence his secret love for American football.

We then tackle the important issues...like why there are different colored phone boxes in parts of England. We also talk about the latest addition to the Albany International Airport, Bacon Bits. Yes, Bacon Bits.

Then there’s Lily, a self-proclaimed “robo-sexual” and her lucky... um, android. Plus, guys - it’s official: “let it all hang out” when you sleep at night...it’s actually good for you!

If that isn’t enough, there’s a Chinese man’s unique use of a hand grenade and the first Elvis sighting of the year.

All this while a S.W.A.T. team converges at Tim’s apartment building. Coincidence? Clickbait? YOU be the judge!

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