Simon laments that one of his favorite bands and hometown heroes, Cenacle, has decided to call it a career. We also look at how a 10-year old boy in Ohio decided to steal the family car. Wait till you hear why!

Meanwhile, "Simon's Food Corner" sparks the newest debate: are they chicken "burgers" or chicken "patties"? And how exactly do you pronounce the word "fillet"?

If you're looking for love, we explore a dating service for Trump supporters and the latest craze in Japan: gym maids. Simon also reveals his aspirations to be Jabba The Hut and join the BDSM lifestyle...not necessarily in that order.

All this and stories about moonshine. Cheers!

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