Ryan is still away on his Honeymoon, but never fear, Captain Badass is in studio to numb your pain with whiskey and gin.  The Basement Show becomes a vessel of love and passion as we discover that two of our favorite listeners have joined up for a little cyber insertion.  Chris judges a man not on the color of his skin but by the shape of his face.  Alas, at the end of the day, it's not rocket science to figure out that your Chode of the Week is...