Carl kicks things off by recapping his date night and Chris tells of us an Australian animal added to the Endangered Species list due to its dying of "sexual suicide". This leads to a brainstorming session between Chris and Simon of a weekly porn review for the show.

We then talk about the upcoming Queen biopic, the story of a woman who took texting to a whole new level, say "hello" to a new listener in the Mailbag segment who sent us a video from Ladybaby and discuss Frances Bean Cobain's divorce settlement... and it ain't pretty.

Oh, and how much do you think the security for the Royal Wedding was? Even The Queen had to flinch over this one...

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