It's dazzling, it's exciting, it's VERY sexy...welcome to Showgirls: Part II.
We're picking up right where we left off only to discover Nomi is a flip-flopping, litter bug on her period.
But don't let that dissuade you, because the second act of this movie truly has it all. There's an aggressive yet jerky dance lesson, majorly queer overtones, lizard tongues, horny monkeys, cracker foreplay, some very entertaining Reel Fun Facts and we are forced to watch the wettest, cringiest, most, uh, vigorous game of Marco Polo ever played.
We find out Snowy is Miss Manners and The Doctor has more of a point and laugh vibe. We've got harsh words for Jessie Spano as she attempts to reach for the stars, Snoelle denies rumors of being a Las Vegas Showgirl Wizard, the Doctor laughs so hard she almost dies, Elvis returns and that kiss was just not it sis. We have all this and so much more, on this week's Reel Fun Times.