Famous person Jensen Karp – aka “Topanga’s husband” – went viral this week. Taking to Twitter after finding alleged shrimp tails in his Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Karp was immediately subject to accusations of inappropriate behavior. Jack notes the oddity of using this particular moment to call out Karp and effectively “cancel” him.

Elsewhere, a study confirms that pollution results in males born with small reproductive organs. Does this mean Jack finally has an excuse?