In today’s episode, we learn that Jess would never make it as a judge in a d*ck measuring contest, and Brad can’t remember what he did yesterday, let alone twenty years ago. Plus, are those birthday candles we spy? There’s 248 of them, so you can imagine who they’re for. Come celebrate America’s birthday with us as we stumble down memory lane, at least what’s left of it. Any DD volunteers out there? Buckle up, whatever you do… it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. Let’s go, you hot dog eating, rocket shooting, America loving sumbitches!!

Hosted by Brad Martin and Jessica Poessiger

Executive Produced and Mixed by RJ Freitag

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