Shut-Her Island is home to the most impregnable workhouse in Ireland, so when it mysteriously loses radio contact with the mainland, suspicions are raised. The Vatican’s top detectives, Eamon “Devil May Care” de Valera and his plucky boy-ward, Li’l Charlie McQuaid, are dispatched undercover as fallen women to investigate.

Eamon de Valera - John Morton

Li'l Charlie McQuaid - Kelly Shatter

Baxter Bixby/Peigeen - Finbarr Doyle

Pope Pius XII - Stephen Considine

Dolores Swann/Carly - Ali Fox

Cardinal Leland Stockwell/Narrator/Italian taxi driver - Tony Cantwell

Sister Frances/Townsperson - Malachy McKeever

Cindy/Townsperson 2 - Aoife Spratt

Stacy - Amy Dunne

Brittany/Young Priest - Roxanna Nic Liam

Written & directed by Peter McGann

Poster by Sean Clancy

Sound and lighting by Kevin Callanan

Performed on April 16th 2019 in the Workman's Club

Intro music - Old Townhouse - Long by Lobo Loco

Music used in show - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, written by Robert Hazard, performed by Cyndi Lauper