We made it (finally) to the end of Season One of Love is Blind. We swear we started this season back in the early 90s. Ellyn and Daisy (just barely) survived the Barnetts' sexual over-sharing, Amber’s mean-girling, and Jessica’s redemption arc.

We learn that a party crawling with cameras and reality TV star wannabes is not the best place for a first date. Damian is fully out of his mind. And Cameron is a lady in the streets and a freak in the bed.

On Love Is Blind Season 1’s After the Altar Part 2 (because there are approximately 27 parts), Daisy and Ellyn discuss how much Amber sucks and how much Jessica has grown on them. Most importantly, they learn that women’s input on when to start having babies is irrelevant because God!

It’s a return to season 1 for Daisy and Ellyn, as they discuss the first of three blasted after-the-altar episodes. They talk about couples who made it, couples who didn’t and, of course, the lewks they opted to showcase as they gathered two years after the I do’s. (Bonus trivia: Amber took a very long time trying to properly level the phrase “cum dumpster.” You’re welcome.)

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Join Ellyn and Daisy as emotions are all over the place in this special reunion. Two couples went through with their vows, are they still together...happily? Many others failed at this experiment and we get to hear their takes (and those of our favorite pod hosts) on why they couldn't make it work. 

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Join Daisy and Ellyn for what has to be their slap-happiest recording to date, during which they discuss what we’ve all been waiting for: the very first weddings episode ever produced for Love Is Blind. Who will say yes at the altar? Who will say no? And how many dramatic pauses will producers insert to make it seem like someone’s on the fence just to force a duh-duh-duhhhhhhh TV moment? Learn this and so much more on this episode of Shut the F*ck Up Nick Lachey.

Amid myriad — and, frankly, unprofessional — technical difficulties, Daisy and Ellyn manage to troll a spammer, cyber stalk an ex, applaud the cougars of the world and even talk a bit about Episode 9 of Love is Blind’s inaugural season. 

It's the countdown to I do's and Nick Lachey shows up to tell us everything we already know. Daisy and Ellyn are here to recap as the couples get fitted for their dresses and suits and so much more.

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Daisy and Ellyn are glad to be back after their week off and what an episode to come back to. Lots going on in this episode of Love is Blind, including Cameron showing off his superior rapping skills. We also get to meet the parents. Soooo many vibes. 

Daisy and Ellyn prove yet again that discussing Love is Blind can lead to some profound insights on life, love and the importance of "keeping your fucking own side of the street clean." You hear us, Amber?! DO YOU HEAR US?! (Not Amber Hunt. The Amber on the show.) 

Daisy and Ellyn are back and they are talking about all that Love is Blind season one, episode 5 has to offer. How much longer is Jessica going to try to convince herself that she likes Mark? Is Giannina just trying to pick fights? And remind us, who are Kelly and Kenny again?

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