In season 2 episode 7 we find out that Shayne doesn’t JUST want a cape at his wedding, he also wants hot dogs, mac and cheese, and an Old Fashioned cocktail fountain. Nick’s family might send Danielle absolutely over the edge. And if Mallory wasn’t regretting saying yes to Sal before, his out of tune serenade at her will probably do the trick.

In season 2, episode 6 of Love Is Blind, we learn that Shayne only has one thing he REALLY wants for his wedding (spoiler: it’s NOT capri tuxedo pants), Danielle’s mom should spend less time discussing her daughter’s flaws and more time making her husband dinner while he goes fishing, and Shaina was the villain we somehow missed in the first go-around.

In season 2, episode 5, Danielle’s insecurities are as obvious as her contour. Shayne begs Natalie for a compliment but she can’t hear him over her constant negging. And Mallory LOVES her ring, she swears, but like, clearly Sal doesn’t actually want to marry her because it’s not yellow gold. Also, Kyle tells Shaina she’s a rare find, which is understandable because he lives in a tree.

In this recap of season 2, episode 4 of Love is Blind, Daisy and Ellyn practice giving — and receiving — compliments. We learn how phenomenally low the cast members’ bar is (like, at the earth’s core). Shake has diarrhea of the mouth while Danielle has diarrhea of the butt. Enjoy!

Three Love in Paradise? What is even HAPPENING over here? In this episode Ellyn and Daisy begin to seriously wonder if anyone is okay. All the people get engaged. Even those who ABSOLUTELY KNOW they shouldn’t. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Also, Ellyn implores Daisy not to mention “schmaschmorshun”on their comedy podcast.

Daisy and Ellyn are GOBSMACKED at the absolute stupidity on display in this week's episode. Two out of the blue proposals, a really embarrassing serenade, and Shayne doing it... again.

Welcome to season 2! What are YOU wearing? Daisy and Ellyn have absolutely no recollection of any of these people. Did we even watch this show before? Season 2 brings us Shane, Shayna, Trisha, some JLo wannabe with a wedgie, and everyone's favorite villain, SHAKE. Get ready to meet some deeply insecure people, who really want to go deep...

In the reunion episode of STFU UK we find out who’s still together, who can’t stand each other anymore, and Daisy and Ellyn discuss the finer points of buttered popcorn. NSFW.

In a mashup episode of all the UK weddings, we find out who does and who doesn’t. All the women picked the same dress, and if Fredday says yes, we will quit the podcast.

Episode Nine of STFU UK is a parade of truly awkward, cringe, and downright jaw-dropping family meetings. Come for the pasta bake, stay for the narcissism.