In season 7 episode 2 we start to wonder if maybe Netflix is punking us and the whole cast is just AI. Leo continues to be unredeemable. Hannah just doesn't KNOW! And Monica's bar is actually in hell.

In the first episode of LIB season 7 we meet a trophy wife, a fucking rich art dealer, and a Superman lookalike. Which is to say, everyone on this season is the worst and we are here for it.

In the final episode of season 2 of Love Is Blind, After the Altar, season 2, part 3, Ellyn and Daisy discuss the advantages of trying spaghetti in different restaurants before deciding to marry one of them. Kyle and Deepti finally take the leap and share a… hug? And no one ends up together.

In this recap of the second installment of Love Is Blind Season 2’s After the Altar, Daisy and Ellyn tackle the lingerie-wearing, gum-smacking, “opera”-screeching elephant in the room.

In part one of 1,000 of Love Is Blind, Season 2 After the Altar, Iyana puts on a brave face, Nick can barely contain his contempt for Shaina (not to mention Shake), and Natalie is getting a surprise party she appears to be well aware of?

In this recap of the Season 2 reunion show, Daisy and Ellyn discuss aspirational hairstyles, unflattering fashion, and Vanessa’s need for new gays, plus a few things that matter — like how pissed and drunk everyone on stage is and how much they all hate Shake.

It’s the season 2 weddings! Will Nick’s sweat send Danielle into a spiral? Will Iyana finally see the red flags?? Will Shake EVER shut the fuck up??? You might be surprised! But you probably won’t.

In episode 9 of season 2, Shake and Jareteteetee are insufferable, Deepti and Iyanna both have doubts, and Danielle ruins a perfectly lovely charcuterie board by just being herself.

Also, we get the first half of the first wedding of the season, and Nick’s antiperspirant really gave out.

In season 2 episode 8, Daisy and Ellyn agree that Natalie definitely learned how to neg from Mama Nan, and that Iyanna’s parents are her age and they are not here for your bullshit, but also may have brought a dying cat to the get together? Shayne announces in front of his mom that Natalie had diarrhea. And Danielle Danielles all over the cake tasting.

Also they try on dresses and suits (literally who cares?).

In season 2 episode 7 we find out that Shayne doesn’t JUST want a cape at his wedding, he also wants hot dogs, mac and cheese, and an Old Fashioned cocktail fountain. Nick’s family might send Danielle absolutely over the edge. And if Mallory wasn’t regretting saying yes to Sal before, his out of tune serenade at her will probably do the trick.