Jordan drinks chicken. We blacked out the rest of the episode. There was an all skate, we think. Maybe.

The couples are meeting families and seeing each others homes. We meet Edmond's mom, which...tells us a lot. Anton likes shots in the middle of the day and Joe MAYBE signed up for the wrong show? Annie still hasn't brushed her hair but she loves loves loves Nick, who is a size queen so maybe he doesn't care about hair. We also call the straight men in our lives to see who actually knows what that is! All this and more!

The couples wrap up their time in Mexico. Annie gets drunk and refuses to GO TO SLEEP. Joe and Madison make up? And Joe finally realizes he's on a show to get MARRIED, which was..confusing to him. The music choices are spot on. Ali and Anton are still on the show. Jordan is wicked psyched about the corporate GREYSH apartments. Edmond decides since Nick is in the closet, he shall go into the cupboards. And sparkle Megan cries about stuff. All this and more. Or not.

Episode Recap from Listener Abby:

Daisy and Yellyn dive into season 9 episode 6 ready to unpack in Mexico. All the crazies came out to play, once the booze is a flowing. Buckle up for bits like, Do the Gays Know?, Who will answer Ellyn's FaceTime, and Is it a Tuppee? Leaving you wondering, can you get drugs in Mexico while filming a reality show, and where was ADA to turn on the lights for Madison?

Recap From Listener Chris:

Daisy and Ellyn recap Love is Blind Season 9, Episode 5 and force us all relive the most painful tunnel of love encounter with Patrick and Kacie. They also inspire us to hate Mike more than we ever thought we could... which is an impressive skill, since this dude is a diabetes-shaming loser who thinks everyone's favorite honeymoon destination, spring break spot, and cruise port, Tulum, is "exotic." Meanwhile...we all agree that although we sorta like Sparkle Pony Pinkie Pie and Kia-driving Jordan, we're a little concerned about Megan's use of the word "mom" when she talks about Jordan's son. Finally, Edmond jumps really high and Daisy and Ellyn thankfully remind us all that Ali and Anton still exist... where are those guys?

Well, in episode four of season nine, Denver continues to NOT disappoint with really disappointing people. Nick isn't gay, HE'S JUST TIRED! Kacie gets very graphic with Patrick and lets THE WHOLE WORLD KNOW she's going to sit on his dick. And Mike thinks babies are… hot? In conclusion, Ellyn and Daisy are taking a vow of celibacy out of disgust.

Episode Summary from Listener Laura:

Episode Summary from Listener Lisa:

Is he gay, or is he not gay? That is the question. Only those with a theater background can say for sure. But yah, he's gay. "Sparkle" Megan…blech. It's the loads of diamonds she owns that sparkle, NOT her personality. LOTS OF GRAND TETONS everywhere we look. It's gonna be a hell of a season.

Join Ellyn Marsh and Daisy Eagan as they recap one of the most iconic reality shows on television: Love is Blind. Season-by-season they laugh, cry and tell Nick Lachey to shut the f*** up along the way. Season 9 episode recaps are out now!

Well, kids, here we go with another season of Love is Blind, and Netflix has TAKEN OUR NOTES. No more long drawn out conversations about how people like their steaks cooked. No, no. In episode one of season 9 we jump RIGHT IN with a love triangle almost instantly, an engagement, and some WEEPING. We're not in Minneapolis anymore, Toto. This looks like it's going to be a JUICY season. Then again, Netflix made us all think Trevor was a nice guy, so, who knows!