On episode six of season Ohio the couples (sans Christine and Vic) meet at the all-skate. Bri doesn't understand why everyone is just ripping shots, Devonta doesn't want a hickey, and Alex gets worse and worse every time he's on screen. Also, Chelsea is NOT there.

The couples finish up whatever (gestures wildly) THIS IS...and head to Mexico ..eh eh eh eh not so fast Vic and Chrstine get to go to the La Quinta Inn and Suites and the couples start to see they shouldn't be coupled at all....

In episode four, Kevan may be the most delusional contestant so far. Something is… wrong with the man. Some other couples get engaged, and there are some awkward tunnel of love. Also, Ellyn and Daisy don some interesting accessories.

On today's episode, everyone is fully medicated. We get 2 -- 3? -- cold opens because Ellyn is thirsty. Ellyn calls 2 gays and a Thermos. Daisy calls Kurt... and Monty. Abort mission! Act normal, not horny! Oh right, we're supposed to be talking about Love is Blind. Blahzayblah... Some couples get engaged. Ladies wear questionable shoes. But most importantly: THESE MEN ARE THE WOOOOORSSSSSST! We are all gravely concerned for the women of Ohio if this is the best Netflix could find. How was Chris even able to reach high enough to get that much audacity off the shelf? And who the fuck does Alex think he is? Daisy is going to write a strongly worded letter to Mr. Netflix, and Ellyn is going to submit an expense report to GBC for her anxiety meds.

OH!! IO!!! In episode one of season... Ohio (The Artist Formerly Known as Season 10), we meet a lot of guys who look exactly alike. The women are WAY over-qualified (if not therapized). Daisy calls HR on Ellyn. And Emma wants to go deep, but not that deep, because everything gives her "THE ICK!"

The final episode while we break to see what the dillturds in Ohio are doing. The couples meet parents and loved ones. Chelsea's dad, Papa Charley, is not a monster as it turns out and is the sweetest old man, Tiffany comes to terms with Brett's impressive shoe collection, while Zach and Bliss nerd out for the whole episode. And Paul gets his furniture off the side of the road. I think that covers it! We will pick up with the next episode once we conclude whatever mayhem is happening in Ohio

All skates, deep talks and Irina, being a disgrace to womanhood. Join the couples at the end of their honeymoon and see if Zach can right the wrongs of his past, not including his singing. Brett and Tiffany are still perfect (ugh) and Micah is still there and Marshall is still adorable. Join us for the cringe....

• Now that Micah knows what Kwame looks like, she back-peddles about their breakup and starts badmouthing Chelsea, who wants nothing more than Kwame's dick and some chips and guac
• Kwame is so BESOTTED with Micah that he completely forgets to get Chelsea chips and guac
• Paul can't stop looking at Irena's underboob
• Irina is a terrible friend to Micah and starts lusting over Paul... although truth be told, Micah doesn't seem to care, because she was getting ready to become even cuntier (see the next bullet)
• Micah continues to get even cuntier if you can believe it, and is disrespectful to several people at once when she tells Kwame to take a shot for a "failed proposal" and Kwame - under the spell of Micah's hair extensions - gets over it really quickly
• Chelsea showed incredible restraint and just left and went back to the hotel room (presumably to go order chips and guac from room service)

(Thanks to GBC listener Chris Salvatore for this amazing summary)