In the first of who the hell knows how many parts, Stein is joined by Sean Steffy and Tom Gannon to discuss the most basics of scuffology, their personal pet projects, and the wildest things that they've ever tried to make the ball move just a little bit more. Toast, despite receiving notification of the episode days in advance, could not be found for comment.

And thanks to Benito Thompson (mindful_music on tiktok) for letting me use his jingle as our new intro!