This week we have our second guest – Becky's childhood friend Felicity, a librarian who Becky has known for longer than some of our listeners have been alive (probably. We're popular with people in their early twenties, right?). She plays us a story which is essentially erotica in a broad West Country accent and gives us some excellent writing tasks. Meanwhile, Amy brings us a romantic dispute which is as hilarious as it is horrifying, and Becky has both an urban legend about a car park attendant/entrepreneurial hero and a country tale about a farmer's mistaken identity.

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