This episode has a little bit of Thanksgiving:

- Analyzing how drunk you can get in front of family

- Ham thoughts

- A plea to eat whatever you want

A little bit of football:

- Rivalry week, AKA Ruin Someone Else's Season Without Really Improving Your Own

- How A&M can outfox Texas

- Don't bet money on an Arizona game

- Or an Arizona State game

And a little bit of personal failures:

- Ryan and Spencer are bad at dating

- Spencer is also capable of immense meanness

- Jason is the only good person here