Special guest/experienced SEC West-hater Amanda Mull joins us to preview the division that we keep hoping will be exciting and contended down to the wire and always ends with an Alabama coronation. Topics include!

• The list of schools that have experienced a sex scandal, and what an LSU sex scandal would look like if one could even exist
• Arkansas's record predicted based on opposing mascot huntability
• Auburn's place in the Georgia Hate pecking order
• How Skip Holtz becomes head coach at Mississippi State
• Our proposal for the Texas A&M Exclusive Luxury Football Experience
• Spicy picks if you're not predicting Bama to win the West