After Stanford bravely faced the trials of Week 0.36, we're finally ready to lap up FIVE STRAIGHT DAYS of college football. Florida State-Alabama! West Virginia-Virginia Tech! Michigan-The Shell of a Florida Team That We Didn't Believe In At The Time We Recorded This And Then Somehow More Players Got Suspended! What else are we, the most and only podcast about the sport focused on?

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