Pinkies up, ladies and gentlemen! 🥂 This week, we are exposing the ultimate culinary scam: cauliflower mash. From the watery weeping to that unmistakable wet-dog smell, we are officially banishing it to the bottom tier.Tune in as we crown the real low-carb royalty (hello, Zucchini & Feta) and share the secret to achieving 5-star bistro texture without the gaslighting. Grab your food processor and get ready for some drama!