THERE’S A BOX FULL OF SHOWER-GELS, I’VE LEFT AROUND THE WORLD

It’s SILENCE!, there’s no need to be afraid

At SILENCE!, we let in light and we banish shade

And in our world of plenty we can spread a smile of joy

Throw your arms around the world at SILENCE!

But say a prayer, pray for the other ones

At SILENCE! it’s hard, but when you’re having fun

There’s a world outside your window

And it’s a world of dread and fear

Where the only water flowing

Is the bitter sting of tears

And the Christmas bells that ring there are the clanging chimes of doom

Well tonight thank God it’s them instead of you

And there won’t be snow in Africa this SILENCE!

The greatest gift they’ll get this year is life

Where nothing ever grows

No rain nor rivers flow

Do they know it’s SILENCE! at all?

Here’s to you

Raise a glass for everyone

Here’s to them

Underneath that burning sun

Do they know it’s SILENCE! at all?

Eat the world

Eat the world

Eat! the world

Let them know it’s SILENCE! again

Eat! the world

Let them know it’s SILENCE! again

Eat! the world

Let them know it’s SILENCE! again

Eat! the world

Let them know it’s SILENCE! again

Eat! the world

Let them know it’s SILENCE! again

INSERT FESTIVE! It’s the SILENCE! XMAS DING-DONG CRACKErJACK SPECTACULAR! AND YOU’RE ALL INVITED! Lock the door…they’re in now.

Well we’re all feeling very festive indeed aren’t we? Yes we are. Whether you celebrate Christmas or not there can be no uncertainty that the geese are gaining weight. So put a Yule log on the radiator and cosy up for 2+ hours of comics-adjacent chat with your pals The Beast Must Die and Gary Lactus!

Inside this overstuffed figgy pudding of an episode you’re going to find the following: The Christmas Chronicles, The Immortal Hulk, Enjoyable Conversations in Glasgow bu David Kerr, Hard Boiled, Safari Honeymoon, 2000AD prog 2111, Best of lists, My Two Dads 600, Bat-Thing, Driving Britain, Secret Cosmic Heroes of Infinite Crisis…of the Gods, Doomsday Cock and a whole lot more

Who is…what is…The House of Ideas??

 

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